Red Heifer

THE SACRIFICE IS NEAR

An udderly absurd meta-parody of the parody that is base reality

It is a well-known fact since time began the world has been killing each other

It has also been sacrificing the red heifer. In fact, one could say this the single most unifying aspect of all nations, people and bovine.

No matter what region of the world, from the centers of power and bustling cities to remote tribes…on Sacrifice Day everyone knows what to do…

MOO-Paper

The Hallowed Heifers Moo-seum

Certified collections by licensed artists throughout history who created timeless masterpieces honoring heifers who were sacrificed one way or another

Hall of Flame

Honoring the heifers who fulfilled their destiny by being burned to ashes on Sacrifice Day. Those without blemish carrying out their sacred duty and those with blemish who stepped up when their jurisdiction failed to sire an immaculate.

Wanted Sacrificed or Alive

The last known images of apostate heifers who were scheduled for sacrifice on Sacrifice Day and made the daring escape never to be seen again.

Offered to the Deep

Honoring our seafaring bovine both with or without blemish whose bones were crushed in the abyss of the deep rather than burned to ash. A testament to the wide range of sacrifice our beloved heifers offer whether with fire or water.

Heifers heifer’d

Although any creature can get heifer’d it is rather unfortunate when it happens unexpectedly to the one who should be doing the heifering. This chamber honors our beloved bovines who tragically lost their lives being heifer’d.

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