Red Heifer

THE SACRIFICE IS NEAR

An udderly absurd meta-parody of the parody that is base reality

Cowmanders

Though we orchestrated this stampede, it’s more accurate to say we were moo-ved by fate.

Qui-Moo Win

Vision

Moo Heifer

Lore

Moo-stradamus

Prophecy Analyst

Herman Moo-ville

Offered to the Deep

York Strip

Aesthetic Knight

Bovine Builders

These benevolent bovines cleaned our manure and made it possible for us to graze beyond our pasture

Cheddar Cheese

Tokenomics Wizard

Moo-waldo

Where’s Heifer

Cow-ligula

Hall of Flame, Chief Justice of Art

Wyatt Sirloin

Wanted Sacrificed or Alive

Zer Moox

Chief Officer of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion

牛子 森岡

Heifering

Cow Abunga

Meme Enforcement

Beef Cake

Website Construction and Maintenance

Mooriah Dairy

Exploration

Maul Shart

Head of Security

Udderly Angus

Moo-seum Curator

It is a well-known fact since time began the world has been killing each other

It has also been sacrificing the red heifer. In fact, one could say this the single most unifying aspect of all nations, people and bovine.

No matter what region of the world, from the centers of power and bustling cities to remote tribes…on Sacrifice Day everyone knows what to do…

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MOO-Paper

Whitepaper

The Hallowed Heifers Moo-seum

Certified collections by licensed artists throughout history who created timeless masterpieces honoring heifers who were sacrificed one way or another

Hall of Flame

Honoring the heifers who fulfilled their destiny by being burned to ashes on Sacrifice Day. Those without blemish carrying out their sacred duty and those with blemish who stepped up when their jurisdiction failed to sire an immaculate.

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Wanted Sacrificed or Alive

The last known images of apostate heifers who were scheduled for sacrifice on Sacrifice Day and made the daring escape never to be seen again.

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Offered to the Deep

Honoring our seafaring bovine both with or without blemish whose bones were crushed in the abyss of the deep rather than burned to ash. A testament to the wide range of sacrifice our beloved heifers offer whether with fire or water.

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Heifers heifer’d

Although any creature can get heifer’d it is rather unfortunate when it happens unexpectedly to the one who should be doing the heifering. This chamber honors our beloved bovines who tragically lost their lives being heifer’d.

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