Red Heifer
THE SACRIFICE IS NEAR
An udderly absurd meta-parody of the parody that is base reality

Cowmanders
Though we orchestrated this stampede, it’s more accurate to say we were moo-ved by fate.

Qui-Moo Win
Vision

Moo Heifer
Lore

Moo-stradamus
Prophecy Analyst

Herman Moo-ville
Offered to the Deep

York Strip
Aesthetic Knight
Bovine Builders
These benevolent bovines cleaned our manure and made it possible for us to graze beyond our pasture

Cheddar Cheese
Tokenomics Wizard

Moo-waldo
Where’s Heifer

Cow-ligula
Hall of Flame, Chief Justice of Art

Wyatt Sirloin
Wanted Sacrificed or Alive

Zer Moox
Chief Officer of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion

牛子 森岡
Heifering

Cow Abunga
Meme Enforcement

Beef Cake
Website Construction and Maintenance

Mooriah Dairy
Exploration

Maul Shart
Head of Security

Udderly Angus
Moo-seum Curator






